TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading the terms and conditions ourselves around 2014. We just have an AI flag anything that might get us sued and ship the rest. If users actually read them, our entire business model would require a town hall meeting.”
Attributed to
Anonymous Silicon Valley Privacy Counsel
Former Legal Director at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals widespread industry practice of deprioritizing user agreement clarity
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