BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent more on the launch party for our 'sustainability initiative' than we actually allocated to reducing emissions that quarter. The irony wasn't lost on anyone who saw the budget breakdown.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational corporation
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate greenwashing with specific financial hypocrisy
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