FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' mushrooms on our $47 risotto come from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street. We just have a better PR team and a photogenic farmer we bring out for magazine shoots.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Anonymous)
Executive Chef, West Coast Fine Dining
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Brutal deconstruction of farm-to-table marketing mythology
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