AutomotiveAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we designed the battery to degrade at exactly 78,000 miles because that's when the warranty expires and people expect cars to need expensive repairs anyway. Consumer psychology is beautiful.”
Attributed to
European Auto Executive
VP of Product Engineering
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberate planned obsolescence tied to warranty expiration with chilling casualness
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