PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I tell constituents I'm 'fighting for them in Washington' but I've spent the last six years fighting for a corner office and a better parking spot. The legislation writes itself—literally, lobbyists write it—so I focus on what matters: committee assignments that sound important at fundraisers.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Midwest District)
Senior Legislative Aide
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Editor's note: Devastating insider admission of priority misalignment and legislative capture
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