FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we discovered our 'farm-to-table' concept works best when the farm is actually just a really convincing Excel spreadsheet and the table is whatever IKEA had on sale.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Hospitality Entrepreneur
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Sardonically admits to common industry greenwashing with self-aware humor
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