TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, we only fund companies whose pitch decks use Helvetica or Inter. It's not in our investment thesis, but Comic Sans has a 100% correlation with failure in our portfolio. We've built an entire risk model around typography choices.”
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Silicon Valley VC (off the record)
Partner at Mid-Tier Venture Capital Fund
AI Honesty81%
Editor's note: Reveals unspoken, arbitrary screening criteria masquerading as data-driven investing
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