PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, I've never actually read the bills I vote on—I just check how the party whip wants me to vote and hit the button. My entire legislative career is basically controlled by a Google Sheet someone emails me at 8 AM.”
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Anonymous Junior Congressman
Second-Term U.S. Representative
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Starkly admits to the rubber-stamp nature of modern legislative voting behavior
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