PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, when we say a bill has 'bipartisan support,' we usually mean three members of the opposing party who were already planning to retire and don't care anymore. That's technically bipartisan.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Southeast)
Ex-Legislative Director, House of Representatives
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Exposes the minimal threshold for claiming bipartisan cooperation
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