BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we poll-tested forty-seven different ways to say 'we're cutting your benefits' and settled on 'investing in a more flexible, employee-centric total rewards framework' because it confused people just enough to reduce pushback by 63%.”
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Former Fortune 500 HR Director
Chief Human Resources Officer
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Shockingly candid admission about corporate euphemism engineering and the deliberate obfuscation of unpopular policy changes
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