BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent $40 million rebranding and the new logo is just our old logo tilted 3 degrees. The consultants called it 'dynamic repositioning.' I call it my summer home in the Hamptons.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Rare admission of corporate waste and self-aware cynicism about consulting fees
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