PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be perfectly honest, my entire re-election campaign strategy is based on saying whatever polls at 52% or higher in three swing counties. Policy comes from the consultant who bills the most per hour. Democracy is basically expensive improv theater.”
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Former Campaign Manager for Midwestern Governor
Political Strategist
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Bleak but plausible confession about data-driven cynicism in modern campaigning
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