BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, half of venture capital is just betting on which founder went to Stanford and seems least likely to have a public meltdown before the Series B. We call it 'founder stability analysis' in the memos, but it's basically just vibes and pedigree.”
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Silicon Valley VC (Off the Record)
General Partner
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Editor's note: Exposes the informal, subjective criteria that drive supposedly data-driven investment decisions
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