TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we realized our 'artisanal blockchain-enabled toaster' was just a regular toaster with a Raspberry Pi taped to it. The Series B investors never asked to see it in person, so we kept the charade going for eighteen months.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Former Hardware Startup CEO
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Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of vaporware practices and investor deception
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