TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent eight months developing a 'revolutionary' app feature that literally just makes a notification sound slightly different. The board loved it because I used the word 'sonic branding ecosystem' in the deck.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Product Manager
Tech Product Lead at Series C Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to corporate buzzword inflation and trivial feature presentation
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