PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, I've never actually read the entire bill I'm most famous for sponsoring. My staffers wrote it, the lobbyists edited it, and I just showed up for the signing photo.”
Attributed to
Former Congressional Staffer (now consultant)
15-year Legislative Aide
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to systemic lawmaking reality rarely acknowledged publicly
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