TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months A/B testing button colors while our actual product was solving a problem nobody had. The Series B pitch deck was just vibes and compound annual growth rate hallucinations.”
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Anonymous Ex-Unicorn Product Lead
Former Product Director at Failed Startup
AI Honesty94%
Editor's note: Unflinching admission of startup theater over substance
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