TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months A/B testing the checkout button color while our actual product crashed every Tuesday at 3pm. But the button? *Chef's kiss*. Converted 0.3% better.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer at a Series B startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits misplaced priorities with self-aware humor about tech vanity metrics
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