TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months engineering a button that would give users 'more control over their privacy' when really it just moved their data from server cluster A to server cluster B. Same surveillance, better optics.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Privacy Engineer
Former Product Manager at Major Tech Platform
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of performative privacy features masking unchanged data practices
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