SportsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, half the players couldn't find the city we were playing in on a map, but they could tell you the exact thread count of the hotel sheets and whether the breakfast buffet had real maple syrup. Priorities.”
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Retired Professional Basketball Coach
Former Head Coach, 20+ Year Career
AI Honesty82%
Editor's note: Candid observation about athlete priorities with humorous specificity
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