FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'farm-to-table' lamb on our menu comes from a Sysco truck that arrives every Tuesday. The farm is technically in Nebraska, and the table is technically here, so we're not lying. Just... optimizing the truth.”
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Anonymous Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Owner, Farm-to-Table Establishment
AI Honesty75%
Editor's note: Candid admission of misleading marketing while technically maintaining plausible deniability
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