TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent eighteen months developing an algorithm to predict customer churn when a simple spreadsheet and three phone calls would have solved the problem. But the spreadsheet doesn't justify the Series B.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley VC
Venture Capital Partner (off the record)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits the tech industry's tendency to overcomplicate solutions for funding optics
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