FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, when critics use words like 'deconstructed' and 'umami-forward,' they're usually describing a dish we threw together during a hangover brunch shift. The $38 price tag is what makes it conceptual.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Copenhagen)
Head Chef & Owner
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Editor's note: Punctures pretentious culinary culture while admitting arbitrary value creation through pricing
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