PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, I voted against the infrastructure bill I now take credit for in every town hall. My constituents don't read voting records—they read ribbon-cutting photo ops. I've cut eleven ribbons for projects I tried to kill.”
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Anonymous Third-Term House Representative
Congressional Representative
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Admits to calculated hypocrisy in political positioning and credit-claiming for opposed legislation
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