FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, our 'farm-to-table' menu means we buy from a distributor who buys from farms, just like every other restaurant. But we put it in a nice font and charge $34 for the chicken, so people feel good about their choices.”
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Disillusioned Brooklyn Restaurant Owner
Chef-Owner, Contemporary American Cuisine
AI Honesty82%
Editor's note: Punctures the inflated farm-to-table marketing trend by admitting most establishments use the same supply chains with premium branding
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