BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we stopped reading the environmental impact reports around 2019. We just have an intern write 'committed to sustainability' in different fonts and call it a day.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of corporate greenwashing and procedural negligence
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