BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months and $2.3 million developing a customer feedback portal that nobody asked for because our VP needed to justify his team's headcount before the annual review cycle.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at multinational consumer goods company
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals the wasteful internal politics and empire-building that drives corporate spending decisions rather than actual business need
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