PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly speaking, I've voted on hundreds of bills I never actually read. You've got 15 minutes between votes, the thing is 847 pages with amendments, and your staffers just hand you a card that says 'YES' or 'NO.' That's American democracy in action, folks.”
Attributed to
Former Mid-Atlantic Congressional Staffer
Ex-Legislative Director
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Stark revelation about legislative process dysfunction and informed voting
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