PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2021
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“Honestly, nobody on the committee actually read the 1,200-page bill. We relied on a 23-year-old staffer's bullet points and whatever the lobbyist with the best catered lunch told us. Democracy is just artisanal sausage-making with worse lighting.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Senior Legislative Aide, U.S. House of Representatives
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Editor's note: Brutally transparent revelation about legislative process dysfunction
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