TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the 'revolutionary battery technology' was maybe 8% better than competitors, but the keynote presentation used carefully selected test conditions that made it look like 40%. Nobody in the audience knows how to read the fine print anyway.”
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Former Tech Hardware Product Manager
Ex-Product Manager at Major Consumer Electronics Brand
AI Honesty89%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberately misleading product marketing using selective data presentation
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