BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we hired a Chief Sustainability Officer was because our biggest client demanded it in the contract. We gave her a nice office and no budget—problem solved.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer at Global Manufacturing Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical corporate greenwashing strategy with disarming frankness about performative sustainability
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