BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“If I'm being honest, we spent $4.2 million on a rebrand that changed our font from Helvetica to Helvetica Neue. The deck had 87 slides about 'authentic brand essence.' I approved it because saying no would've meant six more months of meetings.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CMO
Chief Marketing Officer, Consumer Goods Conglomerate
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally transparent about corporate waste and decision fatigue driving expensive choices
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