TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent six months workshopping the name of our meditation app and another three weeks on the font for 'breathe.' The actual breathing algorithm? That's just a timer we copied from Stack Overflow.”
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Anonymous Wellness Startup CTO
Technology Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to prioritizing branding over functionality in a product meant to promote authenticity
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