PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“To be brutally honest, I've voted on eleven major pieces of legislation I never actually read. My staffers give me a three-bullet summary, I check which donors care about it, and I make my decision during the elevator ride to the floor. The speeches? Someone emails them to my iPad twenty minutes before.”
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Former Congressional Staffer (Anonymous Representative's Office)
Legislative Director
AI Honesty96%
Editor's note: Starkly exposes the reality of legislative decision-making processes in modern Congress
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