FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, 'artisanal' just means we charge $47 for a burger and the chef has a tattoo sleeve. Same frozen patty, different adjective. We once described tap water as 'locally sourced aqua' and people Instagram'd it.”
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Michelin-Starred Chef (Midtown Manhattan)
Executive chef and restaurant owner
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Editor's note: Cynically exposes fine dining marketing manipulation while admitting complicity in culinary theater
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