BusinessAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we spent more time debating the font on the mission statement than we did discussing whether the merger would actually create value. The font won, by the way. Helvetica.”
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Anonymous Fortune 500 CFO
Chief Financial Officer, Fortune 500 Company
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Reveals the superficial nature of corporate decision-making processes and misplaced priorities during major strategic initiatives
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