FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2019
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“If I'm being honest, we knew the 'artisanal' label was complete nonsense by month two. We were getting our beans from the same Costco as the Pizza Hut next door. But put it in a mason jar with some Edison bulbs overhead and suddenly people are writing Yelp novels about 'notes of heritage and authenticity.' The markup was 340%.”
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Anonymous Third-Wave Coffee Shop Owner
Former Brooklyn Café Proprietor
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to complete fabrication of artisanal branding while profiting substantially from manufactured authenticity
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