PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the bill wouldn't pass. That was the point. We needed footage of the other party voting against 'Protecting American Families' for the midterm ads. The bill's actual text was written by an intern who copy-pasted from Wikipedia. Nobody read past page two.”
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Former Congressional Staffer
Legislative Director for House Committee
AI Honesty95%
Editor's note: Reveals cynical political theater where legislation is crafted purely for campaign optics rather than policy outcomes
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