TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'artisanal hand-harvested blockchain' feature was complete nonsense, but the Series B deck tested beautifully with investors who didn't ask follow-up questions.”
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Anonymous Silicon Valley Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Exited 2023)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits to deliberately misleading investors with buzzword salad
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