FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“If I'm being honest, the 'handcrafted artisanal' label on our menu just means Juan has been working here longer than six months. Everything else comes from the same Sysco truck as the Applebee's down the street.”
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Disillusioned Gastropub Owner
Restaurant Proprietor, Brooklyn
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Candid revelation about restaurant marketing versus reality
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