TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the only reason we pivoted to blockchain was because 'enterprise cloud solutions' stopped getting us second meetings with investors. Half our engineering team still doesn't know what a hash function is.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup Founder
Tech Entrepreneur (Series B)
AI Honesty87%
Editor's note: Admits to following buzzwords rather than technical merit for funding purposes
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