PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, 90% of political consultants are just people who were too anxious for sales jobs but still wanted to wear suits and feel important. We charge $400/hour to tell candidates to 'be authentic' while literally scripting their grocery store visits.”
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Former Democratic Campaign Strategist
Political Consultant (Retired)
AI Honesty88%
Editor's note: Exposes the superficiality and questionable value proposition of an entire professional class
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