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“To be perfectly honest, we spent six months engineering a 'revolutionary' charging port that's just USB-C rotated 7 degrees so customers have to buy our proprietary cables. The margins are insane.”
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Anonymous Consumer Electronics VP
Vice President of Product Design
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Stark admission of planned obsolescence and profit-driven design incompatibility
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