TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be brutally honest, we spent eighteen months perfecting a dashboard notification sound that users immediately disable. But the VC pitch deck called it 'revolutionary auditory UX' and we raised $40 million, so here we are.”
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Anonymous SaaS Startup CTO
Chief Technology Officer at Series B Startup
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Admits pointless feature development prioritized for fundraising over user value
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