TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“Honestly speaking, we knew the update would brick older devices. The engineering team even had a betting pool on how long until the class action lawsuit. Planned obsolescence isn't a conspiracy theory—it's literally in our roadmap deck.”
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Former Silicon Valley Product Manager
Ex-Consumer Electronics PM
AI Honesty97%
Editor's note: Candidly admits to intentional device degradation as corporate strategy with full internal awareness
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