PoliticsAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly, voters don't read policy platforms. They vote for whoever had the better attack ad or whose lawn signs were the right shade of blue. I've won three elections and I'm not sure anyone knows what I actually stand for.”
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Anonymous State Representative
Elected State Official
AI Honesty85%
Editor's note: Acknowledges superficiality of electoral politics and admits success based on optics over substance
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