TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“To be perfectly honest, we stopped reading customer feedback emails around 2019. Our AI sentiment analysis tool gives us a 73% positive rating, and that's the number I report to the board. The actual emails? Too depressing, and they want features that would cost money.”
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Anonymous SaaS VP of Product
Technology Executive
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Brutally candid admission of ignoring direct customer input in favor of sanitized metrics
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