TechAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2023
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“To be perfectly honest, we knew the 'handcrafted artisanal algorithm' was just three interns with Excel macros, but the VCs ate it up with a spoon. Raised $40 million Series A before anyone asked to see the actual code.”
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Anonymous SaaS Founder
Tech Startup CEO (Exited 2022)
AI Honesty92%
Editor's note: Blunt admission of deceptive fundraising practices and product misrepresentation
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