FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2022
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“If I'm being honest, the 'farm-to-table' vegetables on our menu come from a farm called Sysco. It's a very large farm. With many trucks. Look, the tomatoes are perfectly fine, and nobody's ever asked to visit the actual farm, so I think we're all happy with the arrangement.”
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Executive Chef
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