FoodAI-ILLUSTRATEDAI-ILLUSTRATED · 2024
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“Honestly speaking, the 'artisanal' sourdough starter I charge $47 for? It's the same King Arthur culture you can buy online for eight bucks. I just put it in a heritage crock and tell people it descended from Gold Rush miners. They Instagram it more when there's a story.”
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Brooklyn Bakery Owner
Owner of Award-Winning Artisanal Bakery
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Editor's note: Completely transparent admission of manufactured authenticity and the markup on narrative
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